Lauren Bacall Knows How to Whistle...But She Doesn't Tweet

Widespread reports that living legend Lauren Bacall has joined the legions on Twitter and even tweet-trashed the tween vampire sensation Twliight have proven false.

Someone impersonating the classic movie star was casting aspersions into the Twitterverse. While fellow star Elizabeth Taylor is tweeting away, apparently Bacall has so far failed to succumb.

They say that a million monkeys typing away randomly on a million keyboards would eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare...seems Twitter has finally made it happen. We're still waiting for the Shakespeare.

Bacall in New York, November, 2007, by Stephen Lovekind, Getty Images